Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...