A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
A ventriloquist was driving in the country…
A ventriloquist was driving in the country when he was attracted to alarge farm....
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...