We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...