New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Birthday Present For Wife
Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it’s his wife’s...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...