What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...