A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
A bad bet!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
The nun get’s her fortune
This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down...
101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...