Having a baby.
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...