Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green,...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....