Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...