I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
A wife begins to get a little worried because…
A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...