Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
Here Moosey Moosey.
Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...