When Reaches Orgasm
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A man with a glass eye is here to see you
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Pickup Lines
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If men had a vagina.
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Employer Quotes
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Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
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