The Fisherman
The FishermanOne day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
Bubba and Monica
Question: Why should Monica Lewinsky never go to medical school?Answer: She sucked as an...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....