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A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
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An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
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A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a...