The man walked past the armored car and hears…
The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...