Candidate’s shootout
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!
Man On Sofa And Football Watcher
What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?The...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
90210
Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...