My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...