Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
The Story of Micro and Mini
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Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Advantages of older women…
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On Alimony
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