Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
The Wizard of Oz
At the edge of the forest there was a somewhat mediocre wizard. He is...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...