IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...