Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...