Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
For all animal lovers out there
For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go ‘woof’? Soak...
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
Judges Award
“Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce court judge said,...