Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Bad news and awful news
One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the...
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.