HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote…
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas...
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...