IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
THE LAND OF OZ
THE LAND OF OZ Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Lawyer’s Translation
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA…
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to...