What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...