Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
Attorney Hunting Rules
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 – Any person with...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
A bus station is where a bus stops…
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...