The Perfect Day
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A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Camel betting
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to...
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?
How do a jewish couple have oral sex?… “SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...