Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
In an elevator!
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Super models
Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Ballroom please!
This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, “Ballroomplease.” A...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....