Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...