User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Question and answer blond jokes
|Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...