Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?