bump the gatepost again
|Pat was found dead in his back yard, and as the weather was a...
Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?
Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...