Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
A man is walking past this house when a used condom…
A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out...
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE
NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
No Smoking Here
A guy enters a drugstore and lights up a cigar.The owner, a bit outraged,...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...