Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
How have times changed?
|In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then,...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...