Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...