Insult Collection #13
We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...