Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
The Honeymoon.
A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...