A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband…
I’ll never forget the first time I saw my husband, He was standing on...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...