Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
The Coincidence
A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!