Amish father
Q: How does an Amish father find his daughter in the field? A: Pretty...
Earn it hiking
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....