It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Polak Sharing Treasure
One Russian and one Polish workman were digging the foundations for a new road....
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...