Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
A very depressed man
|There’s a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays...