Dinosaurs are talking
|Dinosaur #1: “How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
You are from Canada
|You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when…. You only know three spices – salt,...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...