Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop…
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...