Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors…
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,how do you get...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...