The Ocotpus!
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A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
An old occupation
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Upgrade to Wife 1.0
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Great truths about life.
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Clinton Bridge
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Know the difference
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Are you going to take her?
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What time is it?
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