Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
Frog princess
A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
God’s Son
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...