What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began…
The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...