Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...