Rough
Tell ya what though, I don’t have it nearly as rough as one of...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Name That Ranch
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Iowa Crazy Law
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...