Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...