The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...