Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Compare the genders
|Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Lonely Frog
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic...