How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Fleas
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea? A: Shall we walk...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...