Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Begin emergency landing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
Bear jokes 01
|Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?A: Ice lolly!Q: Have you ever...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...