Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
The Facts of Life:
THE FACTS OF LIFEThe 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant…
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
MADE FOR TV
|Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...