Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
if at first you dont succeed…
if at first you dont succeed…buy her another drink
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...