My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
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Installing a Carpet
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