Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC…
George W. Bush walks into a restaurant in Washington DC with his wife Laura....
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...