Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive