How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...