Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...