Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...