yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
The burnt blonde!
A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...